I don't really have anything to post about right now, but just wanted to you all to know I am still alive!
Someone told me that I should just post some random thoughts so here they are . . .
Why do people say that grass is green when grass can be brown or blue?
Why do people say the sky is blue when it can be black or gray?
Why do people say that water is blue when it can be clear, green, brown, or gray?
If you really think about the sayings people use every day they are actually quite funny, such as . . .
Hog wash. How many people wash their hogs?
Killing time. How can you kill time?
Hold your horses. I know you can hold the reigns but how do you hold a horse? It would be really heavy.
I can't wrap my head around that. That would hurt.
Money runs through your fingers. Money can't run. It has no legs.
Slower than a seven-year itch. Now that would be uncomfortable.
I'm dead tired. If you’re dead, you can't be tired.
My feet are killing me. If they are killing you sue them for attempted murder and get some new shoes.
Horse feathers. Horses don't have feathers.
Do you have any funny phrases?
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3 comments:
Lol....those are great. I can't think of another funny phrase at the moment but one might come to mind...
She lives! Yeah! LOL
Those sayings are funny when you actually stop and think about them for sure. I learned a lot about those kind of phrases when I was tutoring english for exchange students...try explaining those phrases in simple terms! I can be quite a challenge. I am too tired to try and think of any to add any at the moment...maybe later.
I have no funny phrases today, but thought I'd say hi anyways! :) See ya tonight, at the shower?
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